BRB roadtripping to Orgy, France.
The locals are called condomois, and they’ve even been trying to build a museum of contraceptives.
Named after a Roman land owner named, if you can believe it, Pussius (link in French).
Capital of the, um, Pays de Bitche region in France.
Apparently, if you go to Die, there’ll at least be lavender honey.
Come for the lulz, stay for the actually pretty awesome ancient pottery factory ruins.
For the safety of your Google image search, we recommend typing in “Orgy Bourgogne France.”
Again, Google search “Seix tourism” verrrrry carefully, my friends.
Free idea: Tourist t-shirts emblazoned with “Brest is best.”
Just think about that geotag potential.
I hear it’s a place that **Dad joke voice** loves company. Heh. Heh.
“Going Ham” has taken on a new meaning.
I want to go to there.
This post was translated from French.