Seriously, stay away.
A bunch of lights and buildings, big whoop.
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Tempe Town Lake is just a few bridges and some water, tbh.
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It won’t be hard finding something more aesthetically pleasing than this.
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Lights wrapped around trees? Been there, done that.
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It’s LIGHTS OUT at 10 p.m.
And it’s in the middle of NOWHERE. Have fun.
It’s a NIGHTMARE.
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This picture just wants to make you stay inside all day, doesn’t it?
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Where is it? Beats me.
Is anyone going to tell me? No?
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There has to be SOMETHING out there better than this.
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Like, completely lacking.
Keep it moving, folks, nothing to see here.
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No, thank you.
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Good luck finding a local, homegrown place to eat around here.
Seriously, it’ll be tough.
None whatsoever.
Pfft, there’s hardly anything to do INSIDE Phoenix.
Not at all.
Can you imagine wearing THIS MUCH clothing in the middle of December? CAN YOU?
It’s a no from me, dawg.
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Nope — you’d need to go to LA for one of those.
You never see the sunlight!
It’s like you’re stuck in a glass cage of emotion!
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Very underwhelming.
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